Seriously, no sarcasm.
It's getting difficult for me to actually interact with a lot of modern people because of this problem with basic speech, grammar and spelling. I'm convinced there are increasingly large parts of the population that simply cannot understand a person like me when I am talking or writing. The complete sentences and conclusions at the end throw them for a loop. They are not adapted for structured English and have trouble carrying a train of thought ... their own as well as somebody else's. They are trained according to the rhythms of broken, fragmented semantics more appropriate to the inhabitants of Papua New Guinea.