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Friday, November 20, 2009

A Brutha Be Like, You Know, Steenklin'

Whatnot and what have you. Yassum.

Here's a funny thing.

This seems to happen in every single region of the world with similar demographics.

Bodies are too unimportant to kin to merit expenditures on burial. One sees bodies abandoned in morgues in Haiti, Capetown, Barbados ... always the same pattern.

Bodies are too unimportant to kin to merit expenditures on burial.

"Yo homes, I'd like to pop for Laticia to get a fine box but you know, somebody stole both of my gold rims last months and dey ain't cheap. Plus I got runs in my leather upholstery in back. So jest as soon as I gits dat ride fixed up fo the griefstricken consolation dating process to get over Laticia, dat poh bitch lying in the county morgue up deah, I will almost certainly at some point finances permitting and weather cooporating, see ta it duh bitch gitta box and a stone. But you know dis be one'a dem months. I gat bills all over and whatnot and what have you."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Detroit!

Here's an article:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6926247.ece

Anonymous said...

This will still be whitey's fault, somehow.

Doug said...

I love it, Tex. Once again, you got it down.

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