Dire warning of same types of phenomena normally seen around the end of the interglacial anyway due to changes in solar output. Only now they're the result of farting cows and decomposing baby nappies plus your failure to sort your paper and plastic bottles, you inhuman bastard! Everything you see happening is your fault. Please make that by cash, if writing a check we will need your endorsement on the back. Is there a liquor store open near the United Nations this time of night?