Friday, July 17, 2009

You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse

It appears mighty Cthulu is finally stirring in his underwater prison of R'lyeh. That'll take that smug look off of Joe Biden's face. Wait until you hear what this guy has to say about socialist health care.

The "Slow Down"

H.P. was right. That's an awfully big yawn for old calamari face.

Listen to it here.

Sure, keep laughing, people! All Lovecraft stories start out the exact same way! You will be eaten last as punishment for your lack of respect for mighty Cthulu. I know because I read it in this Chick tract I found on the subway today.


Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, the Bloop. You know, the coordinates it came from are very close to where Lovecraft located the elder god's tomb-city R'lyeh at in The Call of Cthulhu. Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

I thought you were a Christian. What's with this Cthulu idolatry?

What next, The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Anonymous said...

I love your sense of humour, Tex. And I've never heard of this bloop thing before.

9/10(minimum) of all volcanoes are located on the very sea floor that we know almost nothing about and have little interesting in learning about it. Maybe it's because there are some really bizarre and, to be honest, damned ugly critters floating around down there. I guess they make it hard to convince the government to fund research when there's somebody studying seals or polar bears who needs beer money.

There is something major going down in the deep.

Grimwhere? said...

After repeated failed assasinations, brought about by your inability to release any software by the date promised, my only recourse was to turn to the dark arts and summons Cthulu to finish the job. And the entire planet at the same time.
Let's see you avoid this deadline.

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny, Tex.