Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Globowarmthinkery Is What People Believe In When They No Longer Believe In God

More here on the dorks who went to the Arctic to study global warming and found out firsthand that the cold there was apocalyptic stuff.

I hear them blathering about the melting ice on all televitzer channels, most of the internet, the radio and all of the abusepapers.

The human race would be funny if I could get back in the mothership and fly away after I was done laughing myself paralytic about the manboons. The tragedy is that it turns out I'm a biped myself of similar construction and am trapped here with these idiots. Somehow that just doesn't seem fair. If you see it that way, the way that I do, you'll see my second best option is digging a deep rock fallout shelter. These manatangs don't make a helluva lotta sense outside of comic relief for dolphins. Their behaviour is clearly putting them on greased rails to their own demise. I'm stuck here so I have to figure out a way to weather their insanity while it runs it's course and the best place to ride it out is 12 feet underground.


sumptos devil s advocate said...

Though written by a person I think is a Republican partisan, this story is terrifying:

CadorBolin said...

LOL at:

Photographer Martin Hartley who’s been crawling into a frozen sleeping bag that becomes a wet sponge overnight for longer than he cares to remember, remarks “I’m getting extremely frustrated with the stupidly cold temperatures that are making my life a misery, day after day. All I can think about, 24 hours a day, is getting a new sleeping bag on the next re-supply”.

trueaim said...

A reasonable assumption given our present predicament.

sumptos devil s advocate said...

For your statements about a coming ice age, what would it take to prove you wrong?