You thought this was conspiracy theory but my friend almost everything you think you know is wrong.
Monsanto is waging war on humanity. They want control of the food supply. It's not a joke and it's not going to go away if you open a can of beer and watch some sports on television.
These people are out to kill you. No joke. They intend to starve you and your kids to death or else poison them with toxins no human being was ever meant to ingest.
THESE ASSHOLES SAY THEY OWN THE RAINWATER THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY
HAVING SEEDS WILL SOON BE A CRIMINAL ACT AGAINST THE CORPORATE STATE
DEATH SQUADS WILL CONDUCT STREET EXECUTIONS OF PEOPLE SELLING HOMEGROWN PRODUCE
How coincidental that this should be synchronized with The Mother Of All Economic Depressions.