Saturday, March 21, 2009

Globowarmthinkers : God's Personal Ass-Klowns

A team of kosmic ass-klowns set out for the North Pole to determine the extent of global warming and they are now in serious danger of freezing to death in the worst cold that anybody has ever seen up there. Because God needs to have a good laugh now and then as much as anybody.

Globowarmthinkery is what people believe in when they no longer believe in God


CadorBolin said...

Methinks that these people won't make it. I was laughing my head off at the movie "Day After Tomorrow", especially the part where Dennis Quaid uses a little fluorescent light thingy to keep his tent warm as he treks through -40C weather.

These idiots are from the UK -- where they never experience truly cold weather. they think it's like those movies where the beautiful and handsome actors keep warm with a tuque and a scarf.

They will need dry boots very soon or otherwise their toes will fall off. I used to pump gas at a full service gas station in subzero temperatures and after every shift I made sure to dry my boots beside a hot furnace.

-40C in their tent? That type of cold will burn your face off.

Anonymous said...

Since the majority of scientific research is publicly funded (NSF etc.) I am curious how many "research" proposals have the conclusions built in. Proposals such as "to determine the effect of this and that on the increase in global warming". These types of studies perpetuate bad science, even if the conclusions have some validity, and seem to be at the core of the warmthink agenda. Perhaps someone with more investigative skill than myself (a journalist? lol) could do a disclosure request and break this open (only to fall on deaf ears)

zwick said...

Maybe in a few weeks the recovery team can pick up the frozen bodies and ship them to Al Gores' house in tenn. to thaw out. Tex, this is a great article, I just can't stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

Globowarmthinkery is what people believe in when they no longer believe in God.

I don't believe in God and I most certainly have never believed in "Globowarmthinkery".

You are so full of it.