Monday, January 19, 2009
One spooky dude. Am I the only person whose skin literally crawls at the sound of this guy's voice? He is one creepy individual.
You guys thought the Anti-Christ would be a white guy, didn't you? The Devil knows that. He's very clever. He used to be God's favorite angel. If he was God's preferred conversationalist, you can imagine how bright be must be. Way, way brighter than you or I by a factor of a million. He knew you were expecting a white guy ... that's why you got Barack Obama.
Do we really know who Barack's real father is? Some Kenyan man claimed him as his own, but it's all so murky. We know somebody (or something) sired him in darkest Africa, where his mother "Stanley" vanished into for years. Was it a midnight marriage, in a stone circle somewhere in the jungle, with two headed goats as the bridesmaids and Baal as the minister? Did she and her "husband" smash champagne glasses filled with human blood before they consummated their love? By most accounts, "Stanley" was filled with a rabid hatred of all mankind, which you can understand when you discover that her father gave her a boy's name instead of a woman's. What better blushing bride for the brightest and best angel of them all?
Nobody really knows who Barack is, where he is from or what he is, to be specific. He's something, but what that something is, depends on what angle you observe him from. He's ever-shifting and changing, sort of like a hologram that changes it's picture depending on how you tilt it into the light. Is he a white man, a black man, a gay man, a straight man? Well, that all depends on how you look at it. Why did all his "friends" who knew him intimately before all turn up dead in the last year of his campaign?
Of course, as Barack says, "he wants to appeal to the better angel in all of us."
Creepy stuff. I'm going to give myself nightmares just thinking about this guy.