Sunday, January 18, 2009

Obama Worshipped As Secular Messiah

Magic marxist powers to the rescue! There's no better medicine for the U.S. during a crushing depression than a foreign national Trotskyist with a communist regime planned that would frighten Josef Stalin. Yes, there will be bread now alright. Unfortunately, nothing else.

'Kwanzanians believe magical positive thinking and "attitudes" can save them from a currency collapse of biblical proportions.

In reality, Barack Obama is a man who has never successfully run a lemonade stand or even had a day job in his entire life, but he's supposed to be able to deal with problems like these.

Vault-Co predicts : That probably won't happen.

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