Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Coming Pandemic

Gosh, it's hard to keep track of this frantic research. The funding, purpose and direction of all these inquiries is somewhat vague and confusing.

Are they trying to cure influenza or cause it? It all seems to blend together at times.


Anonymous said...

I noticed my neighbour has a bad cough. Is this the end?

Texas Arcane said...

Could be. I recommend involuntary quarantine in a hastily slapped together "health camp" for all your neighbors as a proactive measure effective immediately. Don't skimp on the barbed wire and punji sticks surrounding the "activities screen."

Anonymous said...

Will do.