Friday, November 21, 2008

The Terrible Searing Heat of Globowarmthinkery

What is it that keeps diversity improvers close to the equator when the interglacial is over?

Bruthas go dormant at 40 below. Can't lift a DD-40 to their lips, crackpipe gets brittle, testicles too close to body to commit rape. Gots to get myself someplace warm'n'sheeit. Wheh bee dee guffamint at a time like dis?

During the coming hundred years before these 100 million imported improvers freeze solid, they're going to get up to a lot of mischief.

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