Tuesday, November 25, 2008

'Kwanzany Krapocalypse Now Historical Inevitability

Goodbye to sodomite central. Let's not pretend it will be missed.

A vile den of the hopelessly wicked and their slaves, without virtues and none to vouch for it. Lot could not find ten men there even with the Lord's angels helping search. They were an anti-rational, anti-intellectual sump of crotch-grabbin' baggy-bepantsed hook-em-horned madmen and nature has pronounced judgement on the slack-jawed sum of them as unfit for contract renewal on God's good earth.

Sorry kids, you've all been dropped from the fall lineup. Remember, it was you that dropped God first before he dropped you. So all you're getting is what you wanted.


Anonymous said...

You don't have the slightest idea what a creadable news source is, do you?

Texas Arcane said...

Perhaps not but on the other hand I do know how to spell "credible." You don't even get points for effort.

Monstertruck said...