If you've never seen this before, you're in for a treat. I was going to link to it a while back and found it was pulled down everywhere.
Apparently they had the equivalent of "infomercial" actors placed on the street on the day of the attack on 9-11 just waiting to be cued to speak their lines.
Listen to that guy. Would you buy an ab-pump off this guy at one a.m. in the morning with that corny, fake dialogue?
Another oldie but goodie, reprinted here for fun : What did Ahmadinejad really say to Mike Wallace? You'll never know, because the interview was carefully edited to make sure you never heard it. Mike Wallace and Chris Wallace are not good scots, by the way, although they play them on television. They both hold dual citizenship in a nation with interests in this region, strangely enough.