Saturday, August 9, 2008

Do You Know What Is Happening, 'Kwans?

Listen to the disparaging way the United States talks about Russia. Do they think they are brokering a peace deal in Kashmir between some third world guerillas?

UPDATE : This is a war, not a police action

Russia will drop the bomb on your ass, 'Kwan. This ain't no joke. It isn't a faceoff on Oprah Winfrey. Russia will drop the bomb on your ass, 'Kwan. Do you understand what is being said to you? I don't think you do. I think you think you know, but you don't even know what you don't know.

We know all about your space weapons, 'Kwans. Everybody knows you've got orbital platforms, it's not exactly a big secret anymore. Everybody knows about "rods from god" and titanium bars. Did something happen to make you seriously overconfident about what is involved in a nuclear war? This ain't like attacking some Middle Eastern backwater. Do you people in the Pentagon know anything about strategy and what sort of scenarios could happen between you and Russia if this party gets started? Because if we're talking about nuclear war, there isn't any technology on this planet or in the heavens that can protect you from the kind of collateral damage that is to be expected.

When you got briefed on these capabilities, I think it's possible one of the subcontractors you talked to may have seriously exaggerated just what the capabilities of the space platform are and definitely the rest of the 'Kwan military. Listening to the tone you take with the Russians, from John McCain to Condoleeza Rice, it's apparent you people have more confidence than good sense.

Russia will drop the bomb on your ass, 'Kwan. It ain't a made-for-television movie or a three part miniseries. Russia will drop the bomb on your sodomite asses. Get real and stop talking about the world's largest nuclear war fighting machine like it was two towelheads in an inflatable raft charging a naval carrier. When Russia said they have not allowed the Doomsday machine to go down for thirty seconds in the past thirty years, just what in the hell did you think they were talking about? Did you understand where you are and what is going on around you? I don't think you do. I think most 'Kwans are faking it all the time, 24/7 around the clock. You don't know what in the hell is going on.

I think the cure for Krazy 'Kwanzan fever is a Russian Sunburst cruise missile approaching at 20 times the speed of sound flying 20 meters off the ground. That will cure whatever is troubling those diseased brains of yours.

So you keep believing in the Fuhrer's Secret Weapons and acting like you've already got the whole thing wrapped up. I'd put hard money on a bet that the only thing ready to be wrapped up is Kwanzania. Nothing left over there for leadership but a bunch of crackheads and sodomites. Stop deepthroating Jeff Gannon for ten seconds, open your eyes and try to figure out where in the hell you are and what is going on around you.

A nation with no Civil Defense program and a hollow shell of a military staffed by file clerks, these lads throw their weight around like this was 1965. This isn't your dad's military and you are not the men your ancestors were. Now wake the fugg up and smell the fallout, 'Kwanzans, before it is too late. Your reedy pale ass should be whispering when you say anything to Russia and you should finish every sentence with Yes Sir and No Sir. Anything else shows you have no idea what a lightweight you are right now. It's Paul Reubens picking a fight with George Foreman and laughing at the design of his waffle grill first. 'Kwans don't know their own ass from a hole in the ground.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"So you keep believing in the Fuhrer's Secret Weapons"

Excellent comparison with the germans of early '45. All is well, nothing to see here folks. The Fuhrer is in charge and victory is only a day away.

If I was religious I'd be praying right now for the EU to stay the fuck out of this.


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