Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae insolvent, concedes U.S. government.
Science fiction headlines. Sounds like Vault-Co circa 2004 on crack.
Oil's a tad pricey. Interruption in cappuccino service on the veranda foreseen by some 'Kwans.
Amerikwan government makes bank nationalization sound like a slight change in the rules that govern flag folding at official ceremonies. Funny that, I thought that is what happens during economic collapses, the government has to step in and try to float the wrecked financial sector with even more sodden funny munny bouncin' paper.