Yeah, I know, it's whacky week here at Vault-Co. I'm sorry, it's run off the rails. We're starting to sound like Surfing the Crapocalypse or Majestic/Area 51 websites.
This is very interesting if it is true.
Remember, no matter how far out it gets here, we'll never be able to keep up with the mass media. They'll print damn near anything no matter how insane or insulting. Yeah, those amateur beekeepers are troublemakers, alright. Straight in front of the firing squad after we finish off the last organic gardener and those people who make their own yogurt at home. They're ruining this planet for all of us.