... and a solution to burgeoning grocery prices is found! Two birds with one stone!
Mmmm, alkaline slurry and molasses dough. That's a winning combination.
At least they aren't making them drink it like I did.
Consider this the ultimate degradation and demystification of the sanctity of human life - using a method pioneered on farm animal carcasses to reduce them to a gravy that can be poured down the drain. It's the last step in the "natural progression" of secular culture.