I'm sorry, all I hear is a lot of breathless mumbling, allusions to some possible murky misdeeds, guilt by association, rambling discourse on how all people different from us deserve to be punished .... sorry, I'm not quite following all of this. I just want to hear one straight answer.
WHAT IS THE CHARGE PRINTED ON THE ARREST WARRANT?!?
I AM ASSUMING THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT. WHAT IS THE CHARGE PRINTED ON THAT WARRANT? I CAN'T SEEM TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER.
AN ENTIRE CITY PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES BY PARAMILITARY TROOPS IN ARMORED CARRIERS WITH BATTLE KEVLAR ON AND THE CHILDREN SEPARATED FROM THEIR LAWFUL MOTHERS AND PUT INTO FOSTER CARE?!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT IS THE CHARGE, DUMBA**?!?!?! IT'S SUCH A SIMPLE QUESTION, EVEN AN AMERIKWAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER IT.
Brawndo! It's got electrolytes. It's got what plants crave.
Here we go again ... "Well, you see, it is a complicated issue. First of all, many of these people inside the 'compound' are named Herb. Historically speaking, the name Herb is associated with evil. Also, some of these people dress funny. They also pray a lot and tell their teenage daughters they should not appear in gangbang sodomy porn. That's what we call 'authoritarian' leanings, which isn't exactly abuse but sounds sort of suspicious. Also they don't rent DVDs as often as their neighbors. We've decided to execute everybody involved until we sort all this out."
NEXT TIME, THEY'LL BE COMING FOR PEOPLE WITH OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS AND PEOPLE WHO PREFER ORGANIC SHAMPOO OVER COMMERCIAL BRANDS. WATCH AND SEE, ROCKET SCIENTISTS. IF YOU PUT TOILET WATER ON THE PLANTS, THEY WILL GROW. TRUST ME.