Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Worldwide Sheeple Control : "They Live" Flying Taser Zapbot

We couldn't make this stuff up at Vault-Co.

You knew it was only a matter of time. Tasers are generally safe except for the 300+ people who have died where force was otherwise inappropriate for that situation. It's likely somebody in America will be executed via summary justice with this portable electrocution chair by street cops before you finish reading this blog post.

Hey, while you're at it, why not put a real gun up there as well? Chain fed, belt loaded, with regular stops at automated reloading stations. That way the cops could just sit at the station and use a joystick to blow away people with overdue library books and jaywalkers. What about a dragonfly drone with a lethal injection payload for troublemakin' toddlers? Elderly scofflaws could be dispatched off this vale of tears by a whirlybird spraying cyanide gas while they are serenaded by an MP3 player with the best of Perry Como. It's all about the love, people.

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