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Sunday, November 4, 2007

Vault-Co Is The Better Scientific Thinker

Seriously. We're not all that, either. We're still better than these guys however.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, these idiots are stuck on this comet/asteroid thing like a teenager with a chronic masturbation problem. Every piece of evidence is twisted to somehow point to another convenient comet impact at the time they need it. It doesn't matter how far they have to stretch this crappy idea in the face of all contradictory revelations.

Luis Alvarez, Steven J. Gould, Carl Sagan and other professional frauds ruined careers and drove anybody who opposed their vaudeville comet theory out of tenure all over the country.

What was the basis of their scientific "proof?" It all came down to this iridium and now, helium-3 traces in these thick black layers.

Incidentally, these are exactly the kinds of concentrated elements found in volcanic fallout. Do you think they'd be willing to use Occam's Razor? In spite of the fact that volcanic outfalls coincide perfectly with these "sudden winter" time frames? Of course not! That would make too much sense!

How about this. Earth's climate is a series of rapid, overnight flip-flops between extremes in which the interglacial is an abnormally warm period, an interval in the midst of vast cyclic stretches of cold.

The magnetic cycles of the Sun are the beginning and end causes of all these climate shifts. They cause active volcanism which in turns heats the Earth's oceans and deposits ash high in the atmosphere blocking out sunlight.

Notice the morons above are still insisting "wildfires" can deposit a two-inch thick mat over the entire planet of carbon ash. Wrong answer. The Deccan Traps in India can do that. Wildfires can't. A volcano can eject material at escape velocity into the stratosphere. A wildfire can put ash fifty miles downwind. Not around the entire globe.

Of course, if we were to admit this out loud, it would mean the neocons would have to concede they are just tiny powerless apes helpless to control the cyclic nature of climate. That would kill the global warming scam. That would mean they would have to get real day jobs. See how this is all tied together? Ever wonder why they fight so hard to keep that comet theory crapola alive in people's minds? They are scared of a cascade of understanding sweeping the human race, pushing them right out of the catbird seat explaining to us all what it means. If climate and not comets are responsible for the extinction cycle, then they will probably end up selling pencils outside of a bus station. That's the end of their free ride as "scienmajists" and sheeeit.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

But the Ice Age argument is from the '70s.

Anonymous said...

And dead wrong, it turned out....

Texas Arcane said...

Dead right, as it happens. The public education system fell apart and produced edjumificated people instead, who are not much good for anything including comprehending a real science like climatology. Too much brain work for the greatest generation of masturbators.

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