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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Ooga Booga Booga! Shake Dat Juju Stick!

Check out the photo at this link of the third world savages who sit on the climate change panel. These people don't even have clean drinking water and reliable flush toilet plumbing in their own train wreck nations and they think they understand climatology.

Did you ever wonder why the head of the U.N. was chosen from the sorriest failed state on the planet in world history? If Kofi Annan had any ideas how to fix other people's problems then why hasn't he fixed his problems at home first so as to set a good example? Koffin' Anus couldn't replace a lightbulb but he knows the best way forward to end world hunger and negotiate world peace? We don't just live in dysgenic nations, we live on a dysgenic planet. The dumbest and most confused specimens of humanity are in the leadership positions. They are fools and whoever follows their advice will fall into a ditch with them. They got no shortage of confidence but unfortunately they have brains like snap frozen chickpeas.

The more people laugh at them, the higher the temperature forecasts go and the shriller their voices get. First it was a 1 degree increase by 2100. Then by 2050. Then 2025. Then a four degree increase in the next 10 years. Now it's 6 degrees immediately.

Hey, here's another prediction. This is a Vault-Co prediction, which means it is about 99% more likely to be proven true than any of the predictions of these Cro-Magnon peoples. Vault-Co predicts that a million people will die from freezing subzero temperatures in the near future for every one person who dies of heatstroke. Let's watch and see, shall we?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, you are correct! His skin IS a little darker!!

Texas Arcane said...

Poor lad could stand to shave about four inches of cartilage off that brow as well. It is good for cooling the skull at the equator but it takes up valuable room you could put brains in.

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes yes. Too bad your fellow mates are suffering from drought and heat right now.....
The Big Dry
The rest of us in NSW are anxiously awaiting that nice cool ice age you've been promising to get started.....

Anonymous said...

When you wrote "sorriest failed state," for a moment there I thought you were referring to Amerikwa. You know, the place where the global warming denial machine operates?

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