Sunday, September 2, 2007

Gandalf Enjoys Man-Goo Smoothie Beverages

The pinhead confesses to going around vandalizing Bibles wherever he finds them because he is convicted of sin by the words that are in them. Funny, if you thought it was merely the words of men, why would you fear it so?

Tolkien was a devout Christian, by the way. Devout. He would have approved neither of the casting of Gandalf nor the numerous changes to his work by the Hollywood Homo Agitprop Battalion. In spite of touting themselves as "creative," they seem unequal to create comparable literary or artistic works of merit as those of white male heterosexuals. Odd such superior critters as they claim are often to be found so fundamentally lacking in any praiseworthy virtues.

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