Thursday, August 30, 2007

Globo-Warmthink Druids Cry For A Blood Sacrifice

Television makes sick. Watch enough television, you'll be hopelessly sick. Kill your television, get well. It's that simple. The reason people pay so much for the mass media is not so they can broadcast the truth. It's so they can retrofit their lies to whatever is happening in the world at that time.

Britain skips summer with record cold snap, that's global warming. Winter shatters all records for cold temperatures, that's global warming too. 75% of the world's glaciers grow, that's global warming. All arctic research centers buried with snow so deep that a new design will feature stilts, that's global warming too. A new Ice Age, that's global warming you see. Sure it is.

The average man cannot think anymore than he can run the 100 yard dash under ten seconds. He doesn't have the genetics for it and it is only his vanity that makes him insist it isn't so. He runs the 100 yard dash, you show him the stopwatch with 16 seconds on it, he squeals there is something wrong with your watch. 95% of the human population can't think anymore than they can fly or breathe underwater. If somebody is going around telling the general population they are smart, all of us are smart, then that person is a sneaky bastard with an agenda. The general population is dumb as donuts and twice as fat, the naked eye screams it out to your brain and if you can't hear it you must not be listening. Check your six senses and tell me again about how the man in the street can reason. He cannot.

I work in the IT industry, supposedly the last great refuge of the best minds of our age. At least half the people in my industry cannot spell "accommodation" correctly. Some of them think the word "carrot" has a 'K' in it. Lots of them believe professional wrestling is a real sport. They all sit down at the stand-up. Many of them use "Agile" and "Rational Rose" in the same sentence, believing them to be largely the same things. I worked with one guy a while back who thought that one of the ten Commandments was "Get them before they get you" and he also swore that Iraq and France share a border between them. He was a Senior Software Architect, of course. You probably already guessed that.

These are the sorts of fantastic intellectual colossi behind the science of global warming.


Anonymous said...

"Winter shatters all records for cold temperatures, "

Europe skipped winter.


CadorBolin said...

LOL regarding your comments about the IT industry--so very true.

Anonymous said...

Texas Arcane said...

Forget the "Denial Machine!"

What about the evil, tophat wearing Monopoly style "big rich capitalists" plotting the destruction of us all?!? It's a conspeerasee!! Feel the class envy!!! We need it to bolster our crappy arguments!