The best minds in America are about ten years behind Vault-Co
These dribbling idiots are just now starting to get a creepy sensation up the spine. Something is amiss. No kidding.
North Korea lobs a couple over at Japan. That's good. Will cappuccino service be interrupted?
Pentagon is worried the globalist utopia of smiling diversity friends may be delayed.
Diversity pals in outer space may drop flaming red mercury hellbombs on consumer units.
Is that bad? Will that interfere with pay-per-view reception on cable?
Pack your rice. Becuz itz coming.