Saturday, May 12, 2007

United States Admits Previous Fifty Years Was All A Big Mistake

We have got to tell people you can survive a nuclear war, the Pentagon is whispering - and they'd better start preparing as soon as possible.

What happened to "We'll all die instantly," and "The Living Would Envy The Dead?"

Well, with the current state of civil defense in Amerikwa, the living probably would envy the dead. After they got over the initial shock of realizing a nuclear war had come and gone, they'd start to feel hungry and that's when it would hit them that their government had been filling their head with queer lies for over a half a century. Smart people think about the future - the rest don't think, period.

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