Monday, July 30, 2012

Kwanstainians Beaten By Chinese Girls

American reaction was "like, whatever dude, furthermore ... okay ... wait, what was the question?"

Initially sour grapes effetes cry doping but it becomes obvious upon introspection that Kwanzanians simply don't train very hard in comparison. Phelps promises to triple his regimen of X-Box marathon sessions, Rice Krispy bars and surfing the internet for pron in coming years. "She's like ... okay, first of all, look at her! She's all like muscly and stuff! Wait, what were we talking about?"

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