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Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Most Insightful Thing I've Read All Day

Every single thing in this article is spot-on, except for those instances where they try to explain what causes these behaviours.

If you're a regular reader of Vault-Co you should be able to correct them on the fly using your incredible insight into evolutionary biology as it applies to Neanderthals which you have acquired by absorbing my drivel here. You will be able to solve problems that continue to baffle the Sapiens masses out there with ease.

Now here's the good news : high native intelligence is a sickness in the right settings but Christianity is almost certainly a panacea if not an outright cure. With enough faith you can even straighten a pathetic asshole like me out and that's a fact. You will find that sufficient Christian faith can counteract the nihilism and depression that is associated with every single increase on the Bell Curve.

The Demon Humbaba was right : The game is forever rigged against the sons of Enkidu. You can get depressed about that or you can ask the King of Kings to send you peace so that whether you're winning or losing in life you accept that your own real worth to the universe is a treasure stored elsewhere. Don't get upset about what you can't change, rodeo clown, if nothing else you're clearly the star of your own heroic tragic epic. Don't worry so much about the outcome. Jesus has such low standards they'll even let people like you into heaven.

The biggest problem nowadays is that the highest IQ people are simply not passing on their genes. The statistics say that the best way to improve your chances of reproducing yourself is to adopt Christian faith.

So far, God has not been able to get me to go to bed on time but I'm not blaming him. I blame all of you for reading this stupid blog.

It's 1:55 AM at night and I'm reviewing the entire internet from end to end to see if there is anything worth reporting on. My arteries are hardening because of it and I am slowly killing myself with insulin resistance. So I think for a change I'll just go to sleep.

Wow, went over 600,000 hits today, added to rough estimate I would say more than a million people have visited this blog. In classic high-IQ tradition, I have never made a dime from this blog. Why is it having high native intelligence is so remarkably close to being severely retarded? Wait, don't tell Peter Singer I said that or he will want pharmaceutical labs to use me in medical experiments instead of chimpanzees.

8 comments:

Koanic said...

Let me solve that sleep onset problem for you Tex.

Take it from me, a guy who has to get it right every day:

Take a lot of vit-D supplement in the morning.

Eat first thing in the morning.

Stop eating at 5pm.

Get lots of sunshine during the day, especially in the morning. Direct sunlight, in yo retinas.

Barring weird other issues, problem = solved.

tether said...

"You can get depressed about that or you can ask the King of Kings to send you peace so that whether you're winning or losing in life you accept that your own real worth to the universe is a treasure stored elsewhere. Don't get upset about what you can't change, rodeo clown, if nothing else you're clearly the star of your own heroic tragic epic. Don't worry so much about the outcome. Jesus has such low standards they'll even let people like you into heaven."

If some years back I hadn't stumbled accidentally to this visual/dramatic representation of what you just said, that had me in tears and converted me to Christianity overnight, your words would for sure have the same effect on me now. But thanks all the same.

The relevant part of the video is from 1:20 to 6:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W408r_RrDRI

ray said...

You can get depressed about that or you can ask the King of Kings to send you peace so that whether you're winning or losing in life you accept that your own real worth to the universe is a treasure stored elsewhere. Don't get upset about what you can't change, rodeo clown, if nothing else you're clearly the star of your own heroic tragic epic.

i love it


Why is it having high native intelligence is so remarkably close to being severely retarded?


b/c God is wise, balanced and compensatory, spreading out his gifts

he hides his greatest jewels in the humblest of persons and places, so the world cant trample them quite so easily

simon baron-cohen asked himself that too, and came up with the correct answer

certain "retarded" people -- often non-verbal or "kanners" autistics -- are extremely intelligent

their IQ skews b/c it is typically iconoclasitc and narrowly-focused, and b/c, obviously, communication is v difficult

njartist said...

First Critique: Night Owl:
Hard Thinking - Creative thinking - makes your brain secrete "elements - something" which give you a mental energy high; it takes a while to come down after you have stopped.

Texas Arcane said...

Njartist -

Got your causality backwards. I used to think the same.

Neanderthals had to be alert and watchful after dark. They are engineered to be at maximum vigilance after sundown. This is why all intelligent people become more alert at night. All intelligence in human beings comes from Esau, not Jacob.

Melonhead said...

njartist,

As for why Neanderthals needed to be alert at night, check-out my cheese eater theory here:

http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2012/03/prepping-in-kwanstain-gears-up.html

My comment's timestamp is "MARCH 25, 2012 6:33 PM".

Young mammoths and/or their milk-producing mothers would be easy prey for saber toothed cats, like in this example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairodontinae#Frieshenhahn_Caves:_Mammut_and_Homotherium

Melonhead said...

If Neanderthals really did keep herds for making cheese, they may have also kept flocks for eggs. Eggs stay good if refrigerated (cave-like conditions) for 4-5 weeks [1].

The cholesterol in egg yolks fights depression and autism symptoms [2]. Cholesterol is also found in dairy products, but not in the concentrations it is found in egg yolks. Also note, cholesterol is the necessary biochemical precursor for testosterone and studies of the index-to-ring finger ratios of Neanderthal skeletons show that they had high testosterone.

So, did the Neanderthals eat eggs? Their carbon-3/carbon-4 ratios say possibly (Neanderthals mostly ate animals that ate plants and not other animals), but I don't think anyone has thought to test Neanderthal cave floor soils for excessive calcium composition. Also, eggs (like cheese) is another soft high protein food that would have contributed to the Neanderthal's light teeth wearing. Last, domestic geese are plant eaters that were domesticated at some unknown point "more than 4000 years ago" [3].

[1] http://askville.amazon.com/long-refrigerated-eggs-stay/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=1715645

[2]http://www.greatplainslaboratory.com/home/eng/cholesterol.asp

[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_geese

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