Friday, October 29, 2010

John Titor's Assistant : Tell That Fat Bitch She Turned Up On A 1928 Newsreel

(Tongue-in-cheek. Been grim around these parts lately.)

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. Never talk on your comms if you're visiting a period before the 1990's. Gonna have to take that off you the next time you make a jump.

Disaster tourist in town to see the St. Francis Dam catastrophe? Do these mothmen love to see disasters in the past? They always turn up just before a lot of people die. The Silver Bridge disaster in West Virginia, they were queueing up months in advance. John Keel had speculated that some of these tourists may have actually been making an effort to have sex with people they knew would die on the Silver Bridge on Christmas Eve.

You make up your own mind. It's a strange world and the older I get, the more I realize how little I really know about it all. Here's a "missing link" in the reptilian family that indicates they evolved from man-like flat-faced scaly apes into dinosaurs? Does that make sense to you? If a person tells you of course it does, they don't even understand the question, much less the answer. It makes about as much sense as a beaver in the Jurassic.


Anonymous said...

Can you see the time traveler caught in this photo? :)

Anonymous said...

Here's one explanation:

Anonymous said...

Western Electric Model 34A "Audiphone" Carbon Hearing Aid, made in 1925. She's talking into it to adjust the sound level.

Anonymous said...

1. Titor has been debunked more times than global warming.

2. The woman was using a Siemens 1924 hearing aid.

Stop wasting your time on this shit and finish that Vault :)


Bodders said...

She looks some mentaly disturbed old bat... agitated and talking to herself. Seen plenty of nutters walking the streets clutching their faces, muttering.

Anonymous said...

How is that person getting reception?

Anyway, check this out:

Anonymous said...

That model hearing aid measures The unit measured 7¾" by 4" by 1½" (19.5cm x 10cm x 3.8cm)and weighs just under '2 pounds' and from the video it is looks like she can fit it in her hand

I remember the Nephilim scare of 2008 that was scary,this is OK for a bit of light entertainment in comparison, whatever it is.(I've always wondered about the 'Watchers' refered to in the bible, in Daniel)

Chris from Sydney